Saying Bi To Stereotypes

| Romantic | January 27, 2015

(My husband and I are watching TV, a scene where two women are acting in a stereotypically female manner. My husband leans his head back and rolls his eyes.)

Me: “What, women?”

Husband: “Yeah.”

(I give him a dirty look.)

Husband: “What? You’re like half man anyway.”

Me: “Uh, so what would that make you? Bisexual?”

Husband: “No.”

Me: “You just said I’m half man.”

Husband: “Well, your brain is.”

Me: “You love that half of me, right?”

Husband: “Yeahhhh…”

Me: “So, bisexual.”

Husband: *thinks for a minute* “D*** it.”

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