Say What?
Cashier: *to me* “Can you please help me? I have no idea what this guy is saying.
Me: “Hi, sir, how can I help you?”
Customer: “Yeah, I wanna cup of onions and cheese.”
Me: “Um, we don’t have that on the menu. Did you just want a side of onions?”
Customer: “NO! I want the onions… those little things.”
Me: “What do you mean? Did you want a burger with only onions?”
Customer: “NO! I want onions and cheese!”
Me: “Okay…” *I go to the back and get some onions in a cup* “Is this what you wanted?”
Customer: “No. I want a cup of onions and cheese.”
Me: “These are the only kind of onions we have here, sir.”
Customer: “No. What is this?” *picks up a milk jug*
Me: “A jug of milk…”
Customer: “Yeah, that’s what I want! What is so hard to understand what I’m saying?”
Me: “I don’t know… but those aren’t onions or cheese.”
Customer: “It’s a hamburger!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?