Be Glad He’s Not Drunk Dialling
(My fiancé and I are cuddling when he reaches over and starts twisting my nipples.)
Me: “Hey! What are you doing?!”
Fiancé: “Trying to call your home planet.”
Me: *in a robotic voice* “I’m sorry, this planet has been disconnected. Please hang up and try again.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
