Say Pees And Thank You

| Related | October 29, 2013

(I overhear a mom talking to her young boy while browsing in a bookstore.)

Mom: “Okay [Name], we will go here in a minute.”

Boy: “I have to go NOW!”

Mom: “What do we say when we want something?”

Boy: “Mom, can you PLEASE take me to the bathroom?”

Mom: “Sure.”

(About five minutes pass…)

Boy: “Thanks for taking me to the bathroom, Mom. I feel much better!”

Mom: “You’re welcome.”

Boy: “Oh, hey Mom?”

Mom: “Yes?”

Boy: “Thanks for wiping my a** in there too!”

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