Saw: The Christmas Special

(It’s December, and I’m hanging out with my grandma.)

Grammy: *unwraps Santa-shaped chocolate*

Me: “Nooo, don’t eat Santa!”

Grammy: “Say goodbye to Santa.” *waves*

Me: *waves* “Bye, Santa!”

Grammy: *to Santa* “I’ll eat your feet first to give you a few minutes of grace.”

Me: “No, don’t prolong his suffering!”