Saw Right Through Your Plan

| Working | January 20, 2016

(As the shop manager, I have been charged with doing tool training for everyone who works in the shop, whether they’ve been there as long as me or were just hired. At the moment, I am showing three new hires, sweet if zany girls, the saber saw and the jigsaw.)

Me: “These two saws are similar to each other for they both use a reciprocating saw but have different uses. The jigsaw is used for detail work when building. The saber saw is used more for destruction.”

New Hire: *picking up the saber saw* “You could torture someone with this.”

Me: “Please…” *picks up jigsaw* “This one is for torturing. That one is for killing.”

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