Save The Bad Vibes For The Bad Customers
(I work in a toy store at customer service. A new flyer comes out every Friday, which is the day that this call takes place.)
Me: “Good morning. [Company and Location]. This is [My Name]. How can I help you?”
Customer: “I’m looking for [particular toy] in your flyer. Can you please put one on hold for me?”
Me: “If you would give me a few minutes I can confirm for you that we do have them in stock, and I will place a hold for you.”
(Puts customer on hold.)
Coworker: *to me* “We don’t have any of those; we sold out of them before the sale even started.”
Me: *picks up phone* “Hello. So, unfortunately it looks like we don’t have any of that toy in stock. Would you like me to issue you a rain check or check another store in the area to see if they have it?”
Customer: *yelling* “What the h*** is your problem? Every time I call you never have what I’m looking for!”
Me: “I’m sorry; I understand how that might be frustrating. Unfortunately, the flyers are run country-wide, so sometimes the stock in a few stores can be quite low at the time of a sale.”
Customer: “What kind of half-a**ed excuse is that? I’m not digging your vibe; give me a manager.”
Me: *holds the phone out to a manager without putting customer on hold* “Someone isn’t digging my vibe on line one. Can you please speak to her?”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?