| Romantic | January 6, 2014

Me: “I love you so much! Tons and heaps!”

Husband: “And I, you, but what brought this on?”

Me: “I just read a news piece about a study. Less than half of men reported their wives and relationships as ‘very important’ and ‘very close.’ Under two thirds of men and women total reported being ‘very satisfied’ with their relationship. Just made me think how lucky I got!”

Husband: “Well I’m not ‘very satisfied.’ I’m immensely happy with you!”

Me: “I think ‘very satisfied’ was the highest they offered though, so in terms of forcefully limited language options, I’m doubleplus doubleplus doubleplus very doubleplus doubleplus satisfied!”

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