Sassy Classy

I’m flying up to New York from London. I overhear (and see) one of the flight attendants talking to a little boy.

Flight Attendant: “Wow! You’re four years old? Are you in school?”

Little Boy: *Looking at her like she’s an idiot.* “No, I’m in an airplane.”

Flight Attendant: *Smiles, and says to the mom.* “I work with five savage gay men, and that is the most sassy thing I’m gonna hear all day.”