Sarcasticopter
Cruise Ship | Right
| May 4, 2016
(I work on a cruise ship.)
Customer: “I have a question. Do you all live on the ship?”
(This is a very common question which we’re slightly fed up with answering, so I decide to have some fun.)
Me: “No, we all get flown in every day by helicopter.”
Customer: “Really?”
Me: “Oh, yes! First class!”
(I later found out that the customer had complained about the noise from the “helicopters” keeping him awake at night!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
