Santia-Go Away!
I work at the fish counter.
Customer: “I don’t want any salmon with chili on it.”
Me: “Um… I don’t understand.”
Customer: “Do you have salmon without any chili on it?”
Me: “None of our salmon has chili on it.”
Customer: “Your sign says it does. Right there.”
Me: “Ma’am, that says Chile. It’s where the salmon is from.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
