Santa’s Got Male

| Related | December 26, 2013

(I have just turned two years old. My little brother was born about a month before. We are visiting Santa.)

Santa: “Hello, little girl! What do you want for Christmas?”

Me: “Do you have a penis?”

Santa: *to my mom* “Did she just ask what I think she did?”

Mom: “Her little brother was just born. She learned the difference between boys and girls. She wants to know if you’re a boy or a girl.”

Santa: “Oh! I’m a boy.”

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