Santa Versus The Global Recession
(It’s Christmas time and I suddenly realize that my youngest sister hasn’t been to see Santa this year. I grab a duffel bag from my closet, put on a red vest, and since I can’t find a Santa hat, put on my silver wig from Halloween. I throw some things in the bag and go to the living room.)
Me: “Ho! Ho! Ho! I am [My Name] Claus!”
15-Year-Old Sister: “You got presents? I want presents!”
Me: *to 11-Year-Old sister* “Come here, little girl, and tell me what you want for Christmas!”
([11-Year-Old Sister] looks at me like I’m insane but sits down anyway.)
11-Year-Old Sister: “Um, I want Little Pony.”
Me: “And…”
11-Year-Old Sister: “And a 3DS [Gameboy].”
Me: “Well, [My Name] Claus can’t give you that.” *reaches into bag* “But here’s a copy of Overboard starring Goldie Hawn on VHS! And a packet of oatmeal, part of this complete breakfast!”
([11-Year-Old Sister] starts exaggerated fake crying.)
15-Year-Old Sister: “Yeah. You can keep those.”
Me: “Merry Christmas!”
11-Year-Old Sister: *throws oatmeal packet at my head*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?