Santa Has Needs That Mrs. Claus Can’t Provide
(My credit union coworkers and I are doing Secret Santa. We all have a very sarcastic sense of humor that jives well with the group. [Coworker] unwraps gift to reveal a garment box.)
Coworker: “I wonder what it is…”
Manager #1: *loudly and excitedly* “That’s S&M!”
(Everybody stares at manager with shocked expressions.)
Manager #1: “Right? That’s S&M isn’t it?”
Me: “I sure hope not!”
Manager #1: “What? It’s nice! I go there all the time!”
Me: “We don’t want to hear what you do in the bedroom!”
Manager #1: “I don’t understand…”
Manager #2: “Do you mean H&M?”
(Everyone laughs uncontrollably.)
Coworker: “Oooh! How lovely! A scarf!”
Manager #2: “I guess it could be S&M.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?