Santa Knows Who The Bad Apples Are

| Related | December 12, 2013

(I notice my laptop is reaching a scorching hot level the more I pull up documents and presentation sources for my undergraduate research paper. I text my mom with a request.)

Me: “Can I add a laptop cooling pad to my Christmas list?”

Mom: “Does Santa know what they are?”

Me: “I’m sure his tech center knows.”

Mom: “They are not something he uses when asking the kids what they want. His lap must get very hot.”

Me: “That’s because he’s switched to an iPad for road work!”

Mom: “Oh, iElf!”

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