Sanitationship

| Romantic | January 14, 2014

(I’m just finished eating with my roommate and her boyfriend at our apartment.)

Roommate: “I guess it is my turn on dishes.”

Her Boyfriend: “I’ll do them for you.”

Roommate: “You don’t have to. I’d still love you.”

Me: “But it would help, just a little.”

Roommate: “Actually, it helps a lot.”

Her Boyfriend: “Like hand sanitizer!”

(We both give him a weird look.)

Her Boyfriend: “It helps 99.99%, like hand sanitizer kills 99.99% of germs.”

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