Sanguine Mealtime Entertainment

Customer: “Do you have any crayons?”

Me: “Sorry, ma’am. Unfortunately, we are all out and our shipment doesn’t come in until Tuesday.”

Customer: “Well, what is my child supposed to color with?! Her blood?”

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