Sanguine Mealtime Entertainment
Customer: “Do you have any crayons?”
Me: “Sorry, ma’am. Unfortunately, we are all out and our shipment doesn’t come in until Tuesday.”
Customer: “Well, what is my child supposed to color with?! Her blood?”
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