Sandwiches Are Extra Crunchy This Morning
(I have just gotten into work.)
Coworker: “I dropped a glass before, and I keep seeing glass everywhere.”
Me: “Did you vacuum it up?”
Coworker: “Yes, but there’s still some about.”
Me: “Here: this is a trick my mum taught me.”
(I take a few slices of bread and press them against the floor.)
Me: “See, it picks it up.”
Coworker: “That’s amazing, and so economical. I’ll use them for the sandwiches later.”
Me: “Well, no. I have to throw them out after.”
Coworker: “Why?”
Me: “Because there’s glass on them, and they’ve been on the floor.”
Coworker: *huffs* “Well, that’s not very vegan!”
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