Sandwiched Between Pizza Slices
(I’m answering phones at a local pizza joint that happens to have the word “Pizza” in its name.)
Me: “Thanks for calling [Restaurant]; what can I do for you tonight?
Customer: “Well, OBVIOUSLY I want to order a pizza! Why else would I be calling [Restaurant]? Idiot…”
Me: “Right, so what size do you want?”
Customer: *silence* “…I’m not sure.”
Me: “Okay, what kind of crust?”
Customer: “Uhmmm…”
Me: “How about toppings? What toppings do you want?”
Customer: “I… I don’t know.”
Me: “We also sell sandwiches.”
Customer: “Yeah, screw it. Let me get a sandwich.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
