Same Train, Different Tracks

(Sitting on a train, I overhear the couple behind me arguing. He wants them to get back together, while she doesn’t. As the argument continues she gets more and more upset. The train approaches a stop and she gets up to leave.)

Boyfriend: “I just can’t understand why you wouldn’t want us to get back together!”

Girlfriend: *almost in tears* “Because you cheated on me!”

(She walks along the train to leave.)

Boyfriend: “No, I didn’t! I never cheated on you! I was dating someone else and cheated on them by getting with you!”

(He stands up, points his finger at her, and shouts.)

Boyfriend: “THERE’S A DIFFERENCE!”

Everyone on the train: *confused looks*

Boyfriend: *sits back down, embarrassed*