Salvation Through Symbolism
I have the female ♀ symbol tattooed on two of my fingers. A customer notices as I am checking them out.
Customer: “Isn’t that the symbol for women?”
Me: “Yes, ma’am.”
Customer: “You have it twice.”
Me: “Yes, ma’am.”
Customer: “Does that mean you’re a lesbian?”
Me: “Yes, ma’am.”
Customer: “Oh. Well, you’re fine with me. I choose to hate the sin, not the sinner.”
She beams proudly, as if she’s said something selfless and charitable.
Me: “Oh, I’m the same way, ma’am. I hate the belief, love the believer.”
Her expression soured completely after that…
