Saints And Sinners

(My boyfriend is just about to leave my house for the night and I’m affectionately running my nails across his arm. Note that I’m seeing him the next night for a sleepover.)

Boyfriend: “Hmmmmm. That feels SO NICE.”

Me: “I could scratch your back if you like.”

Boyfriend: “I have to go now. But tomorrow night you can do that when you’re done with me.”

Me: *thinking he’s being dirty* “Done with you?”

Boyfriend: “You know, after I cook for you and set up your account for Saints Row on my Playstation.”

Me: “I definitely fell for the right guy!”