Said In Chest

| Related | October 22, 2013

(My family and I are home watching a pageant on TV. I am a gay male, and have made my complete indifference to the female form known to them long ago.)

Mother: *hearing the name of one of the participants’ country* “Wait, where is that again?”

Me: “I didn’t hear it well either. It’s written across her chest, though.”

Mother: “I can’t read it; it’s too small.”

Me: “Wait a minute…”

(I stand up and get closer to the screen, because I can’t read it either. Eventually, I’m less than a meter from the screen. My brother looks at me and laughs.)

Brother: “Honestly, the things we won’t do to finally get you to stare at a pair of boobs.”

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