Sadly, We Think The Tip Might Be Cut In Half, Too
Our restaurant is super busy today. I’ve just dropped off the food at a table occupied by a couple.
Husband: “You need to cut my sandwich in half.”
He did not specify this when ordering. Rather than walk it all the way back to the kitchen and bother a bunch of slammed line cooks, I bring him a steak knife.
Husband: “Can you, like, do it for me?”
He is a fully capable adult. I’ve seen him tapping away on his phone and drinking with perfect precision.
Me: “I’m sorry, but I’m not going to touch your food before you eat it. Can you just do it?”
He rolls his eyes and gives a huff and a puff.
Wife: “Jesus, [Husband], give me the d*** knife.”
She cut his sandwich in half for him.
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.