A Jingle To Make You Single
(My wife and I love Christmas, but cannot stand most Christmas music. I’m telling her about my most recent trip to the supermarket.)
Me: “So I made it to December 19th before hearing the Chipmunks’ Christmas song.”
Wife: “Oh, god. I hate that song.”
Me: “I know!”
Wife: “I still haven’t lost the ‘Adolescent Male Percussionist’ competition.” (Our name for ‘The Little Drummer Boy.’)
Me: “Wow.”
Wife: “You’d better not play it for me now.”
Me: “I hadn’t even thought of it.”
Wife: “Yeah, right.
Me: “No, really. I value my life. And my balls.”
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