Sadly, This Amounts To A Sex Life

(A customer and her two teenagers come up to my register at the theater.)

Me: “Welcome to [Movie Theater]. How can I help you?”

Customer: “Why is 28 Days Later rated R?”

Me: “Violence, bad language, intense scenes, and nudity.”

Customer: “What kind of nudity?”

Me: “Uh, I don’t know. Let me ask.”

(I turn off the mic and turn to my manager.)

Me: “What kind of nudity is in 28 Days Later?”

Manager: “Male.”

(I turn the mic back on and speak to the customer.)

Me: *to customer* “It’s male nudity.”

Customer: “Oh, we’re seeing this!”

Customer’s Teenagers: “Mom!”