Sadly, There Is No Cure For Rudeness
(I have psoriasis, a hereditary condition that leaves me with large red patches on my scalp. This occurs while I am waiting in line at a convenience store with a woman standing behind me.)
Customer: “What’s wrong with you?”
Me: “I beg your pardon?”
Customer: “Those ugly blotches all over your head. What do you have?”
Me: “Oh, it’s a highly contagious flesh-eating disease. Very painful.”
Customer: “Oh, my gosh! Really? How contagious is it?”
Me: “Well, you probably already have it.”
Customer: *rushes out of the store in a panic*
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Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
