Sadly No Love Experts

(My best friend and I are texting. We have both recently seen the movie Frozen and are huge fans of it.)

Me: “My sister keeps talking about building a snowman tomorrow.”

Friend: “So does that make her Elsa? Then you’d be Anna!”

Me: “Uh… I guess?”

Friend: “Well, have you seen any badly mannered ice-loving guys raised by trolls and accompanied by reindeer lately?”

Me: “Nope.”

*pause*

Me: “Unfortunately.”