Sacrifice A Lot For Your Marriage
(It’s my parent’s 19th anniversary, and my parents are talking about gifts to get each other.)
Dad: “What’s 19 supposed to be? I know there are different things you’re supposed to do for different numbers.”
Me: *I am the second kid, and a girl* “Which anniversary do you sacrifice your first-born son? [Brother] had his chance.”
Dad: “That’s a little dark, honey.”
Mom: “Anyway, you know it’s always a young girl of marriageable age, so it’d be you.”
Dad: “You guys are creepy.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?