This S*** Just Got Real
Me: “Hi, thanks for calling [Company]. My name is [Name]. How can I help you today?”
Caller: “D*** automated systems, I’m tired of talking to computers.”
Me: “Hi, yeah, I’m not a computer. My name is [Name]. How can I help you?”
Caller: “D*** it, they’re giving the computers names now.” *grumble grumble* “I wish I could speak to a real person.” *click*
Me: *sighs* “But… I am a real person…”
Question of the Week
Tell us about a customer that lied or scammed to get what they wanted.