S.H.I.E.L.D. Me From This Stupidity
(A customer walking out of the theater for “Captain America” with her two kids starts talking to me. She’s about 45 years old.)
Customer: “My goodness, the Nazis were awful people!”
Me: “Yeah.”
Customer: “I’m just glad that terrible Red Skull got what was coming to him.”
Me: “Yeah, it was a pretty sweet ending.”
Customer: “It’s funny. I don’t remember learning about him or Captain America in the history books.”
Me: *thinking she’s joking* “Ha ha, yeah. Weird, right?”
Customer’s Son: *to me* “No, dude. She’s not kidding.”
Customer: “Kidding about what?”
(Embarrassed, her two kids try to walk briskly away from her.)
Customer: *chasing after her kids* “Whaaat?! What is it?!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?