S As In Stupid
Representative: “Thank you for calling [Company]. May I have your name for account verification purposes?”
Me: “Sure. It’s ***** Gomes.”
Representative: “Could you spell the last name, please?”
Me: “G-O-M-E-S.”
Representative: “Gomez?”
Me: “No, Gomes. One syllable. With an S.”
Representative: “G-O-M-E-Z, correct?”
Me: “No… E-S. No Z.”
Representative: “Gomez?”
Me: “Gomes, with an S. No Z.”
Representative: “That’s not a real name!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
