Russian To Conclusions

(My grandma has just come out of surgery but is back on the ward and we have been allowed to visit. As soon as the doctor leaves the room, she comes out with this gem.)

Grandma: “I think that doctor is Russian! He must be a spy.”

Me: “Grandma… You’re Russian.”

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