No Longer Itching To Get Married
(I live with my sister and her fiancée, and the following ensues late at night:)
Sister: “My hand itches and I don’t know why.”
Sister’s Fiancée: “Oh, no! It’s itchy-hand-itis! Inflammation of the itchy hand!”
Sister: *flipping her fiancée off* “Oh, no, looks like my middle finger is now inflamed! I have middle finger-itis!”
Me: “[Sister], clearly some flesh eating bacteria has taken up residence in your hand.”
Sister: “You guys are a**holes.”
Sister’s Fiancée: *puts up her fourth finger* “Well, guess what? You’re an a**hole… forever!”
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