That Rules Out All Fast Food Ever, Then

(I’m a worker at a fast food drive-thru.)

Me: “All right, ma’am, that will be [total].”

Lady: “Wait a minute. It’s the middle of the afternoon. Shouldn’t you be in school? It’s Tuesday.”

Me: “Well actually, ma’am, it’s Wednesday and no. School’s out for the summer, as far as I know.”

Lady: “Well, I don’t accept food from teenagers.”

Me: *sighs* “I graduated from college two years ago.”