| Right | November 22, 2016

(It is just around opening at my job, when one of our regulars, who isn’t quite all there mentally, walks in. Because the store has just opened, it’s pretty quiet, and my coworkers and I are sitting around the tills, chatting. The regular customer spends a few minutes walking around, when finally she makes her way over to us.)

Customer: *to me* “You’re not busy! Go and get me some rhubarb!”

Me: “Oh, I’m sorry, but we’re all out of rhubarb right now.”

Customer: “No! I mean go get in your car, drive around the city, and don’t come back until you’ve found some for me!”

(She wasn’t kidding.)

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