Raising A Sticking Point

(My five-year-old daughter and eight-year-old son are playing together in his room.)

Daughter: “Mom, is superglue real?”

(I am instantly suspicious.)

Me: “Yes, but your brother isn’t allowed to use it on you.”

(She runs back to her brother in another room.)

Daughter: “Mom says it is real, but you’re not allowed to glue me to stuff.”

Son: *maniacal laughter*