Roundup: Another 5 Funny (But Not So Romantic) Things Lovers Say To Each Other

| Not Always Romantic | Romantic | February 26, 2012

Lovers’ conversations can be anything but loving, Part 2! Continuing our previous roundup, here are another 5 funny—but not so romantic things that lovers have said to each other, from actual Not Always Romantic submissions (click on the link to read the full story!).

  1. A newlywed husband, explaining to his upset wife why he took off immediately after the wedding ceremony:
    “I had to update my Facebook relationship status.”

  2. A notoriously unromantic girlfriend, speaking to her boyfriend while they are in the car together.
    “I truly feel like you are the other half of me, the one that makes my world go round. The one that I want to see first thing in the morning, and all that crap.”

  3. A husband, writing to his wife on an anniversary card:
    “My internal organs are being crushed by my heart, because it is so full of love for you.”

  4. A boyfriend, spontaneously expressing his love to his girlfriend while watching TV in bed:
    *burping* “I…LOVE…YOU.”

  5. A girlfriend, joking with her boyfriend while watching TV in bed:
    Girlfriend: “When you’re asleep in the middle of the night, I should roll over and fart on you!”
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