Roommates Can Be A Drag

| Romantic | April 27, 2014

(I am doing laundry at my girlfriend’s house that she shares with her gay male roommate. When I go to use the dryer I need to move a load of laundry from the dryer to a laundry basket nearby. On top of the pile is a really fancy bra and panty set, not the sort of thing she usually wears. I take the basket upstairs for her.)

Me: “So why haven’t I ever seen you wear that?”

Girlfriend:“Wear what?”

(I point to the suspicious undergarments.)

Girlfriend: “That isn’t my laundry. [Roommate] had a drag show on the weekend.”

Me: “Oh.”

Girlfriend: *picks up a really skimpy dress* “Did you really think I would wear something like this?”

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