Roommates Are Produce
(My roommate and I are shopping in a large store. She goes to find a CD while I peruse produce, and I follow her after a minute. I enter the electronics section.)
Employee: “Are you looking for anything particular tonight?”
Me: “Yeah, my roommate.”
Employee: *without missing a beat* “Second to last aisle.”
(I cracked up and thanked him, then went and found her exactly where he’d said she would be.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?