Roommate Berate
Alcohol, College & University, Criminal & Illegal, Louisiana, Roommates, USA | Friendly
| June 20, 2018
(My college roommate and I are randomly assigned, so we don’t know each other at all. One week into the semester, some of her friends stop by to pick her up for a party.)
Roommate: “I’ve got the brownies ready. Did you get the booze?”
Friend: “No, and our IDs got confiscated, so we can’t get any more.”
(Suddenly, all of them turn to look at me with a glint in their eyes.)
Me: “I’m going to stop you right there. One, I’m 20. Two, buying for a minor is illegal and punishable by a fine of ten grand and up to five years in prison, and I don’t like you that much.”
Roommate: “Fair enough.”
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