Room With A Spew
(My brothers and I are in the kitchen talking. Our mom is cooking dinner. Our dad walks in and gives a big kiss to our mom.)
Brother: “Ew! Get a room, you two!”
Dad: “I bought the house. You get a room!”
(He proceeds to kiss my mom again.)
Dad: “Mwahahaha! Being an adult is awesome!”
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