Till Like Do Us Part
(We’ve decided to do a low-key marriage, so we’ve hired a guy to do all of the legal paperwork at our home.)
Me: “I do.”
Hubby: “I do.”
(The paperwork guy gets all of the signatures and takes off. I open a bottle of Prosecco and serve it to our witnesses, and find that my new hubby has taken off.)
Me: “What are you doing?!”
Hubby: “I had to update my Facebook relationship status.”
(I tried to be angry, but it was kind of sweet!)