Till Undeath Do Us Part
Wife: “If I became a zombie, would you kill me?”
Me: *without hesitation* “Yes.”
Wife: “You didn’t even hesitate! You would really kill me if I was a zombie?”
Me: “Yes. You’d be an undead flesh eater, who would jeopardize my personal safety. You would keep zombie me alive?”
Wife: “Yes, why wouldn’t I?”
(She begins to get a bit upset.)
Me: “I would want to eat you and the kids. Also, I would… Wait, wait, back up. Are we seriously arguing over this?”
(My wife pauses and thinks, and then bursts out laughing.)
Wife: “I’m sorry, that was stupid to get upset over. Good night!”
Me: “Braaaains!”