Love Sound Bytes Sound Right
(Sometimes when we go to bed, I ask my husband to tell me something ‘lovey-dovey’.)
Me: “Hey, tell me either one really good one, or two so-so ones. And look me in the eyes when you say them!”
(Pause.)
Husband: *rolls over and looks me in the eyes* “I love you. You’re the best thing that ever happened to me. If that’s not good enough, then you can get up, close the door, and sleep on the couch. Just please turn off the light on your way out.”
Me: *laughing uncontrollably*