Engaging With Grandma
(My girlfriend and I have just gotten engaged. We go over to her grandparents’ house to give the good news.)
Fiancé: *showing off her ring* “We got engaged!”
Grandmother: “Well, congratulations you two!”
Fiancé: *jokingly* “Oh, but not to him.”
(Her grandmother turns to me, and without skipping a beat replies…)
Grandmother: “Well then, congratulations on getting rid of her!”