(My boyfriend and I are discussing plans for Valentine’s Day, and have just decided where to go.)
Me: “I do love the Olive Garden.”
Boyfriend: “Uh-oh, it sounds like I have some competition.”
Me: “Between you and Italian food? You’re doomed.”
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Boyfriend: “You know, your teeth are really cute sometimes.”
Me: *completely confused* “How, exactly?”
Boyfriend: “They’re like a squirrel’s teeth. Or a bunny rabbit! You’d look funny eating a carrot!”
Me: “Was that meant to be a compliment?”
(My boyfriend and I often jokingly say ‘risqué’ things to each other.)
Me: “Hey, baby! Want to do something, naughty?”
Boyfriend: *looks up at me innocently* “But, stealing cookies is bad!”
Me: “Oh, I know. But we could have ALL the cookies!”
(My boyfriend and I are chatting via webcam before bed. I’m complaining about one of my professors.)
Boyfriend: “Just tell me who you want killed, and I’ll do it for you.”
(I am silent.)
Boyfriend: “I’m not hearing names.”
Me: “I’m too tired to be a jerk.”
Boyfriend: “But you’re never too tired to be a jerk!”
(My partner and I are having a Skype conversation while we are at work.)
Him: “Xoxox zzzz wywywy.”
Me: “Wywywy?”
Him: “Those letters get left out too often.”
