(I’m exhausted, and all I want to do is go to bed. It’s about 9:45 pm, and my fiancé is still wide awake. He decides to snuggle with me until I fall asleep.)
Fiancé: “I love you!”
Me: *muffled* “I love you, too.”
Fiancé: “So, when you go back to teaching tomorrow, do you have to do a lot of copies?”
Me: *silent*
Fiancé: “Do you want to go out to dinner for Valentine’s Day?”
Me: *angry grunt*
Fiancé: “Do you want me to just leave you alone?”
Me: *angry grunt*
Fiancé: “Do you… want cuddles?”
Me: *really angry grunt, and I turn to my side*
Fiancé: “I think you want to go to sleep.”
(Next morning…)
Fiancé: “It’s so cute when you’re sleeping.”
Me: “How so?”
Fiancé: “You still told me to shut up while I was on the computer in the other room.”