Dating Sheldon Cooper, Part 2

| Ithaca, NY, USA | Romantic | December 18, 2011

(My boyfriend and I are talking one night.)

Me: “I love you!”

Boyfriend: “I love you, too!”

Me: “How much?”

Boyfriend: “The highest value a super computer can compute for a function with a vertical asymptote.”

Me: “Erm. Thanks?”


The Twilight Of Our Youth, Part 3

| Boone, NC, USA | Romantic | December 17, 2011

(I’m away at college, texting my boyfriend. It’s a few weeks before I come home to visit.)

Boyfriend: “We need to see a movie when you come home. You can pick this time.”

Me: “Alright. I can tell you right now it won’t be the new Twilight movie.”

Boyfriend: *relieved* “Thank God, Allah, Buddha, Vishnu, and that bird thing from Egypt!”

(I knew I fell in love with this man for a reason.)


Putting Yourself Into A Tight Spot

| New Zealand | Romantic | December 16, 2011

(I am getting changed to go for a run, in preparation for a trip to Australia.)

Me: “See, this is why I have to go running. I was wearing these shorts last summer and now I can’t even get them over my thighs, let alone do up the button!”

Boyfriend: “Yeah, but they were ridiculously tight anyway.”

(I just stare at him.)

Boyfriend: “What, no! You’re putting horrible words in my mouth! I never said that!”

(I continue to stare.)

Boyfriend: “I…uh…” *runs out of the room panicking*

Razor-Sharp Compliments

| New Jersey, USA | Romantic | December 16, 2011

(I am female. My girlfriend rubs my leg lovingly.)

Girlfriend: “Your legs are like velvet.”

Me: “Aw, thanks!”

Girlfriend: “Yeah, if you rub it one way it’s all soft, but the other way it’s rough.”

Girlfriend Vs Mother: Dark Days Ahead

| Boynton Beach, FL, USA | Romantic | December 16, 2011

(I’m 18, and he’s 20.)

Him: “Hey, I need to get home before 7pm.”

Me: “Oh okay. You have to work or something?”

Him: “No, mom just doesn’t want me out after dark.”

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