Romantic Economic Turn-Down

| Romantic | May 27, 2012

Me: “My friend just told me that I’m only worth $7 on clearance.”

Boyfriend: “Nah, I’d pay at least $10.”

Me: “Wow. I feel so loved.”

Boyfriend: “Hey. I said at least, didn’t I?”

Me: “Because that makes it so much better.”

Boyfriend: “Doesn’t it?”

Me: “Well, the point that would determine that would be the maximum amount you would pay.”

Boyfriend: “But, I only have $10. So that’s 100% of my monetary assets.”

Me: “So, you would pay 100% of your monetary assets for me?”

Boyfriend: “Yes.”

Me: “Good. You just saved yourself from certain doom.”

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